…but has the same effect…and struck me as funny (I ought to be more sympathetic, I know).

The article is in Spanish, but basically what it says is that an ex-prisoner at Czarne prison in Poland is seeking damages for having had too many orgasms during his years of incarceration at the prison.

Wait, it’s not what you think!

Seems the prisoners work fabricating slabs of concrete, and for several years the man operated a power tool (the article doesn’t say, but I imagine it was a concrete compactor) that produced intense vibrations and was positioned just about at abdomen level (that’s what he says, but I suspect perhaps slightly sub-abdomen level?). He said it caused him to have orgasms/ejaculations every half hour. I suppose that’s one way to keep track of how many hours you’ve been working. “And…hang on…sixteen! Let’s call it a day!”

Apparently he “ran out of sperm” and now is impotent, and thus is looking for compensation.

The prison warden, to whom the problem was reported, says he’s taking the complaint seriously, because, (in prison) “anything is possible.”

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